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Will NHTSA force a Tesla recall tied to FSD that impacts at least 2.5 million vehicles by March 31, 2026?
by ApartheidClydeTerms of Prediction
Resolve Yes if the U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration posts a recall on nhtsa.gov or in the NHTSA recall database that explicitly cites Full Self-Driving or related driver assistance behavior and lists at least 2,500,000 affected Tesla vehicles in total. If multiple smaller FSD-related recalls cumulatively exceed 2.5 million within the window, resolve Yes. If no such recall, resolve No.
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Will credible records show Musk actually visited Little St. James before June 30, 2026?
by ApartheidClydeTerms of Prediction
Resolve Yes only if primary-source evidence is released that he physically visited Little St. James, such as official flight manifests, court-filed documents, or House Oversight releases naming him as a passenger on a flight that landed there, or dated photos placing him on the island. Articles must cite those primary records. If evidence remains unverified or is disputed without primary documents, resolve No.
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Will Musk retake #1 from Ellison by December 31, 2025?
by ApartheidClydeTerms of Prediction
Use the Bloomberg Billionaires Index snapshot on Dec 31, 2025. If Elon Musk’s net worth is listed higher than Larry Ellison’s at that snapshot, resolve Yes. Otherwise No. If the index is unavailable, use the day’s end-of-year recap from a major outlet that cites Bloomberg’s list.
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